When the country’s top Health and Safety officers gather for their Annual National Conference, what could possibly go wrong …ABSOLUTLEY EVERYTHING!
A dyslexic journalist, a bent police inspector, a cross-dressing MP and an accident-prone workman are just some of the crazy characters trying - but failing - to keep everyone healthy and safe.
From the pen of David Spicer (Stop! …The Play, Raising Martha, Superheroes) disaster abounds in this hysterical and un-politically correct comedy about the people on a mission to stop us climbing trees, playing conkers or putting our poodles in the microwave!
Age Guidance: Suitable For Ages 15+
From the writers of the hit comedy Hormonal Housewives, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is the brand-new musical comedy show that does exactly what it says on the tin.
Join the Legendary Linda Nolan, X Factor Finalist Niki Evans, CBBC Creeped Out’s Stephanie Dooley and Olivier Award Winner Leanne Jones in GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! A riotous night out of hilarious sketches and classic pop tunes that celebrate all that it means to be a 21st Century Woman!
Join the star cast of four refreshingly honest and unreserved girls on a riotous evening of laugh-out-loud sketches and classic pop anthems that define being a 21st Century woman. We take a no-holds-barred comedy romp through everything life throws at a modern day woman, dating, relationships, breakups, fashion, dieting, chocolate, more dieting, sex, going out, staying in, wine, more wine and of course, men. All are thrown under the microscope of uproarious dissection – no subject is too taboo!
Get involved and come along to channel your inner dive because Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
Age Guidance: Suitable For Ages 16+
If you went to Norris Bank or Stockport Grammar, or you're a Stockport County fan, you'll probably know Des.
If you went to Sams Bar, Brannigans, Squares, Cobdens or Heaven And Hell in the glory days of the noughties, you've probably bumped into Des, had a pint with Des, or even had a cheeky kiss and cuddle with Des.
And even if you don't know who Des is, it's still definitely worth a tenner to come and support the debut stand-up show of a Stockport lad who's been on Countdown (which was quite funny), once took all his clothes off during a best man speech (which was even funnier) and lasted just eight days in a temporary job at Tesco during the Coronavirus outbreak before getting sacked for writing a comedy diary which went viral on Facebook (which tickled the nation).
If you're lucky, Des might even sing and dance for you as well, plus there's the small matter of the funniest quote a sexual partner has ever said in the history of the modern world.
Age Guidance: Adults Only - 18+
If it's laughter that you are looking for you've come to the right place! Cannon and Ball bring their own magical and unique brand of humour to The Plaza in 2020. Opening the show with 45 minutes of unforgettable "Cannon & Ball" they will perform some of their legendary sketches and routines before the interval.
Tommy and Bobby open Act Two with a song and then into storytelling of their career after which they will open the mic to the audience for Q&A's. This magical and intimate "Close and Upfront!" evening is a treat for all comedy fans of all ages!
Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.
Ed Byrne presents his brand-new masterclass in observational comedy hot on the heels of his 17/18 Touring hit, Spoiler Alert!
A TV household name, in the past year Ed has appeared on Live At The Apollo (Host, BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Pilgrimage (BBC), Top Gear (BBC) and QI (BBC).
Age Guidance: Suitable for Ages 16+
Rob Beckett is back on tour with a brand-new stand-up show. It’s been a busy few years for the Mouth of the South and he’s coming to see you to fill you in and make you laugh.
Host of BBC One’s All Together Now and team captain on Channel 4’s 8 Out Of 10 Cats. He is also the star of BBC One’s Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You?, Channel 4’s 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, BBC Two’s Mock The Week, ITV’s Play To The Whistle, ITV2’s Celebrity Juice and Sky’s A League of Their Own. And he is a host of Dave’s podcast, The Magic Sponge, alongside Jimmy Bullard and Ian Smith.
Age Guidance: Strictly 14+
Swearing and Adult Content
OFF THE KERB PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
JACK DEE – Off The Telly
Join Jack Dee for an evening of entertainment (food and beverages not included) in his new
“In these difficult and uncertain times people need hope – a ray of sunshine to brighten
their day. And that’s very much where I come in” says Jack.
Star of TV sitcoms Bad Move, Lead Balloon and Josh, Jack also hosts the legendary Radio 4
show I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. Additional credits include presenting Jack Dee’s Helpdesk on BBC Two, C4’s The Jack Dee Show, ITV’s Jack Dee’s Saturday Night, BBC’s Jack Dee’s Happy Hour and Jack Dee Live at the Apollo. “In fact,” explains Jack, “I’ve probably appeared in every TV show with my name in the title”.
Other sidelines include Motivational Speaking, which Jack describes as “Basically a total
waste of time, talking to losers, but the cash is decent” and then adds “Don’t print that”. It’s so hard to tell when he’s being serious.
In recognition of his charity work, Jack was denied an OBE in 2015.
PLEASE NOTE:- Reselling of tickets for this event will result in cancellation of the booking.
AGE GUIDANCE: Strictly 14+ Swearing and adult content