Comedy

Andy Parsons – Healing The Nation

Tour extended due to popular demand!
 
‘It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.  The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”. 
And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.  

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Please be aware that the Quays Theatre is at the far side of The Lowry’s building. After entering the main doors to the foyer, you should allow time to walk to the Quays Theatre before the show begins, especially if you have mobility difficulties. There are no stairs to negotiate, but there is a long sloping ramp, and wheelchairs are available to borrow if needed.
You can familiarise yourself with the building in advance using our virtual tour  https://thelowry.com/visit-us/access/
‘Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain’  THE GUARDIAN
'Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags'  THE INDEPENDENT
‘A consistently strong exposer of bullshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career’  THE GUARDIAN
‘Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words’  THE TIMES
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The Quays Theatre
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Saturday, 17 April 2021
20:00

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  • The Quays Theatre, The Lowry, Salford